"hi dog"


me to every dog i see (via nerdiegirlie)

passionpayne:

brittapperry:

But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you

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He had his fuckin head in the game what do u think

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma)

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

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Thank you Barry